You are strapped down to an observation chair with a giant widescreen placed such in a way that makes it impossible to miss. The brightness is set at a level you can still feel through your eyelids.
This is going to be an audio and visual experience!
Growing up you had a taste for retro Indie music in spite of your friends not always backing your choices.
One of the groups you liked the most, in their later years, had their main lyricist and singer outed as a xenophobic racist. This lyricist also hated the fact that the majority of modern music such as House or Hip Hop didn’t have an obvious ‘white origin’.
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There’s a hum as the speakers come alive and you are treated to one of your fave retro bands' big hits from back in the day.
The guitars jangle and his maudlin voice begins to wail…
The song mentions panic in Birmingham and suggests a dj or the dj should be hanged. You remember seeing the offical video on YouTube
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Such a familiar blast from the past. You’d never thought about it before but going back on a few more of the singer’s dubious statements, you consider how it could be considered problematic that a man who despised immigrants and Hip Hop was asking for DJs to be lynched.
The question is:- How does this make you feel NOW knowing this particular singer’s political mindset?
A [[Angry ]]
B [[Used]]
C [[Not fussed]]
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A - So you’re angry then? What exactly is it that you're angry about?
Are you angry at his supposed racism or the fact you didn’t have enough sense to do the same and help make Britain Great again?
[[You are angry at the singer]]
[[You are angry you didn’t expand on his cultural genius]]
It’s a harsh part of life knowing that we can be used by others.
Have you ever knowingly or unknowingly used somebody for your own gain?
[[Yes-> G]]
[[No-> H]]
This is a good mindset to have in life. Not to be too bothered about that which is outside self. But with that in mind are you not bothered because
[[He wasn’t being racist->D]]
[[You can’t do anything about it->E]]
[[You like his energy->F]]
I - You show your anger at this revelation and receive jolts of electricity with the song in question being played at full blast continuously for days as reward. Are you ready to enter a Northern town to hang a DJ?
Is that who you are?
[[Never!!->End 4]]
[[Yes just turn this crap off->End 3]]
K - Would you be prepared to tell lies about a person in order to help your country?
[[Yes->End 5]]
[[No->End 2]]
Result 4
If not for your bleeding heart values and beliefs, you might have made a good soldier for the future of this country. As it is we will soon be along to deal with you.
Result 3
You are a dangerous person, ready to go all the way with the white light of the Bloods inside of you. You are a hero!
Result 5
You are the winner of this psyche test and have been selected to be a part of one of the Deep Infiltration Crusader units. You have the perfect mentality for thorough cleansing operations and will be rightly rewarded for being pure of heart and white of mind.
Result 2
You have a good potential but aren’t really willing to go all the way. You are the type of person who will possibly have flashes of conscience and elements of ‘doing the right thing’.
How do you feel about this part of yourself?
[[Good->End 3]]
[[Bad->End 4]]
[[Like it’s normal->K]]
Would you be prepared to tell lies about a person in order to help your country?
[[Yes->End 5]]
[[No->End 2]]
Would you be prepared to tell lies about a person in order to help your country?
[[Yes->End 5]]
[[No->End 2]]
You are on the right track to being a newly reconditioned member of this Great Nation society. Calling people out for being racist is simply a tool of the weak. Would you consider yourself sensible enough to know that this idea of being ‘racist’ stops our society from progressing?
[[Yes you are aware of this->End 3]]
[[No, you disagree->End 4]]
You sound like a real cool customer. Might be too cool for school but just maybe you could work with the new system.
The image of a teacher breaking up a fight fills the screen. You are one of two students being separated. Remember when this happened? You were twelve, the other student was really laying into you, calling you all the names under the Sun and had even started punching you.
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Going back to that situation right now, would you still simply defend yourself knowing it will be YOU that gets excluded from school and how your life goes after that, or take matters further? If it was to happen again and you had the option to really bust up that other kid, would you do it?
[[No it was just two children disagreeing->End 2]]
[[Yes, You should have bust them up the first time->J]]
As a fan you really did like that energy then, but would you spend money on a product that seeks your demise today?
[[You really don’t care->L]]
[[You’d be horrified to do that today->End 2]]
They look so different from how you look. They have a totally different culture and lifestyle. It would be easy to really mess them up. So easy to beat this foreigner into a pulp with the whole school cheering you on. Last time they were faster and stronger than you, so you’d have to go full power.
Choose one:
Either:
[[You would you go ahead and beat them up right now->End 2]]
or:
[[You think you go all the way and could kill them now->End 5]]
Do you see yourself as a good leader in this society?
[[Yes->End 3]]
[[No->End 1]]
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Result 1
You have failed in your reconditioning and will be dealt with post haste.